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Merciless and delicate
Torres' springs and falls

Week Six: pass completion side of the moon

Attempted

Completed

Completion%

Man. City

3578

2982

83.3426

Tottenham

2842

2335

82.1605

Chelsea

3398

2781

81.8423

Arsenal

3437

2806

81.6410

Swansea

3396

2772

81.6254

Man. United

3319

2689

81.0184

Wigan

2514

1964

78.1225

Fulham

2952

2255

76.3889

Liverpool

3112

2362

75.8997

West Brom

2638

1986

75.2843

Newcastle

2543

1865

73.3386

Wolves

2619

1916

73.1577

Everton

2226

1623

72.9111

Bolton

2607

1866

71.5765

Sunderland

2582

1828

70.7978

QPR

2585

1829

70.7544

Aston Villa

2377

1645

69.2049

Norwich

2374

1626

68.4920

Blackburn

2138

1429

66.8382

Stoke

2036

1349

66.2574

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Week Five: Sgt. Pepper's lonely pass completion band

Passes attempted

Passes completed

Pass completion %

Man. City

2949

2453

83.1807

Man. United

2815

2299

81.6696

Tottenham*

2170

1769

81.5207

Chelsea

2851

2319

81.3399

Swansea

2845

2311

81.2302

Arsenal

2781

2255

81.0859

Wigan

2132

1678

78.7054

Liverpool

2687

2065

76.8515

West Brom

2195

1645

74.9431

Fulham

2372

1764

74.3676

Wolves

2169

1581

72.8907

Everton*

1847

1336

72.3335

Newcastle

2015

1439

71.4144

Bolton

2222

1584

71.2871

QPR

2120

1495

70.5189

Aston Villa

2044

1436

70.2544

Sunderland

1953

1364

69.8413

Norwich

1900

1316

69.2632

Blackburn

1835

1232

67.1390

Stoke

1676

1105

65.9308


*Played one game fewer

Tottenham rocketed up to third place a resounding victory over Liverpool, whose respectable 76% was rendered feeble by Spurs' ear-ringing 88.7%. Norwich City slipped into the relegation zone after narrowly losing out to Bolton, while Manchester United prevailed over Chelsea in an 82-81 ding-dong at Old Trafford. Manchester City extended their lead at the top with an overall score of 83.1807, an improvement of almost 0.5% on last week.

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Week Four: The cook, the thief, his wife and her pass completion percentage

Passes attempted

Passes completed

Pass completion %

Man. City

2270

1877

82.6872

Man. United

2240

1825

81.4732

Chelsea

2404

1955

81.3230

Arsenal

2155

1741

80.7889

Swansea

2238

1800

80.4290

Wigan

1658

1310

79.0109

Tottenham*

1506

1180

78.3533

Liverpool

2282

1759

77.0815

Wolves

1783

1312

74.5838

Fulham

1981

1470

74.2049

West Brom

1670

1212

72.5749

Everton*

1393

992

71.2132

Bolton

1714

1214

70.8285

Aston Villa

1680

1179

70.1786

QPR*

1250

864

69.1200

Newcastle*

1132

781

68.9929

Norwich

1552

1066

68.6856

Sunderland

1472

996

67.6630

Blackburn

1543

1038

67.2715

Stoke

1293

839

64.8879


*Played one game fewer

Manchester City v Wigan was very much the game of the week, with City triumphing by a score of 87% - 81%. Meanwhile, Swansea gave Arsenal a run for their money before the Gunners eventually ran out 83-78 winners. Elsewhere, Liverpool showed their title credentials with an impressive 76-59 win at Stoke. You probably saw it. It was all over the papers.